Tuesday, 11 January 2011

laughing pains - part 3

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down
 I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
 And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one
 of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
 Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places –
 he told me to stop going to those places.

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a
 misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."


"The NHS announces new drug for depressed lesbians - Trycoxagen"

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