"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down
I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one
of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."