I received an e-mail earlier and thought I'd share it with you. Well, at least with you men folk out there - women may not agree.
Why men are happier.
1-Your last name stays put.
2-You can never be pregnant.
3-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
4-You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
5-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
6-The world is your urinal.
7-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
8-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
9-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
10-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
11-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
12-You can open all your own jars.
13-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
14-The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
15-You only have to shave your face and neck.
16-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.