Has Lady Gaga got deaf fans? Why? They can't hear her! Maybe she considers herself to be such a visual treat that even deaf people follow her. Call me sceptic if you like but I detect an ulterior motive...
a display for the hard-of-hearing?...maybe not.
Will Lady Gaga write some good songs next, for the benefit of the blind?
I doubt it
Oh yes, and how about footballer Ryan Giggs' attempt to keep news of his cheating with his sister-in-law, away from the media? He failed, thanks to Twitter! Good, I say.
He's got a fucking cheek! Banging his brother's missus for eight years, betraying his wife and of course his own brother, and thinks he could keep it under wraps with a court order? WTF? The arrogance of the man makes me want to puke.
May as well end this story with a joke.
Giggs and his brother went into a pub - the barman asked what they want and Giggs replied "I'll have what he's having"
Wayne Rooney, the rottweiler of the`Premier League, has had a hair transplant. Why?
I say 'put make-up on a pig but it's still a pig'. Why does he want to look younger anyway? I thought he was into the old look, considering he cheated on his pretty young wife with a 58 year old hooker.
The mind truly boggles!
And finally, after months and many thousands of man-hours spent planning the recent Fairy-Tale Royal Wedding, the result speaks for itself...
(pictures 1 and 3 courtesy of The Daily Mail)