The Best Mind Altering Drug is Laughter

"Panda?...as in the cute cuddly bear?" I asked

"No, I call my wayward husband Panda because he treats our house like a cheap hotel, and only drops in when he wants food and sex"

"But why give him such a cute nickname?"

 "Because the Panda eats, shoots and leaves"

eats shoots and leaves

And a few ticklers from recent FB posts

:)